Monday 9 July 2012

You know you live in the Ghetto when...

Your downstairs neighbours are having a huge domestic, and one of the other neighbours yells over the balcony; "Shut the fuck up! People are trying to sleep!"

And it's 11:30. In the MORNING.

Sunday 8 July 2012

Must dash - Downton Abbey is on


In order to encourage myself to achieve a personal goal and contribute more frequently to my blog, I am forcing myself to write an entry in the 2 minutes before Downton Abbey starts (any other Downton fans out there? Holla! The combination of deliciously scandalous plot lines coupled with posh accents and alabaster-skinned heroines get me squealing with delight that it's a Sunday night). 

It has been hard to sit down and get started these last few weeks, mostly because I think of what could be a great idea for a blog post, and then talk myself out of it with "nah that's boring, nobody would want to read about that". Until just now, when I realised that nobody actually reads my blog, so it doesn't matter! So for tonight's thriller, you get a description of what is going on in the Ladies' household right now as I type on my computer.

*Rustling and giggling from the little lady's bedroom as Mr Lady deftly changes a surprise pooey nappy in the dark without removing little lady from her cot and trying to be as un-interesting as possible so as to keep sleep environment as boring and unstimulating as possible*

LL: Washhat? WassshaAAT?
ML: The fan.
LL: Fan. Faaaan. FAAAAAAAN (excitedly and with giggles). Funny!

Now, while I may have failed to entertain you with this post, Mr Lady clearly did not fail to entertain little lady with his monotonous and monosyllabic answer to the question of "What's that?". And indeed, little lady is very easily entertained. Which is why I choose to hang out with her. All the time. She's like the friend that always gets your hilarious jokes. And the humour in ceiling fans spinning round in the dark. Now, I'm off to spend time with my other Lady (of the Grantham variety).

Yes she still sleeps in the portacot

Saturday 9 June 2012

Get 'Em to the Greek (Glenti)

The fabulous thing about living in Darwin in the dry season, is that there are loads of fabulous events for two Ladies of Leisure to attend. We managed to drag Mr Lady along to this one, the Greek Glenti, with promise of tasty Greek food.

While he loaded Little Lady into the car with somewhat of a huff, and pushed her stroller through the crowds and through the grass with discernible excessive vigor (making a swift wide berth of the live Dora show), once one of those tasty tasty TASTY fresh gyros was in his hand, pout-and-frown turned into a smile and a spring in his step.

But enough about my husband (anyone else's significant other get that hunger rage? I believe its called hangry?!). We had fun at the Glenti. The location could not have been better - Darwin's Esplanade could be the perfect backdrop to almost any event. The sheer number of people attending the event (2.5% of the city's population is of Greek heritage, and Greek is one of the most common languages spoken here after English) led to a great, festive atmosphere - both the Mr and I commented we would have loved to come back and hang out at night and toddler free - it kind of reminded me of an Oktoberfest, but more family-friendly and with better food. The parking was a little lacking (we had to do a few laps around the block) but please, don't get me started on Darwin parking - that is a whole other post.

Entry was free, vibe was great, sunset was spectacular (seriously, what is up with the sunsets here? That's probably a whole other post too...) there were rides for the kids...and me if I didn't have a kid... and did I mention the Gyros? $10 for a fresh, flavoursome wrap of lamb and garlic mouth-watery goodness. There is something surprising about eating food made so freshly and by the loving hand of somebody's Yaya - it floors you with flavour.

Sadly we didn't make it to any desserts as the Little Lady's bedtime was fast approaching, and we are on a strict budget at the moment (which doesn't stretch to flaky-honey-custardy-goodness. I like to think I'm also being body conscious and I don't want my wii fit to be disappointed in me yet again, but hells yeah I would if I could!) We had a great evening out as a family though, and even bumped into some cousins while we were there, which made it all the more fun. Don't you just love running into family? And in the spirit of the Glenti, I guess that's what being Greek is all about.

Thursday 12 January 2012

Let's try this again shall we...

Whether or not the decision to fire up the old blog again is in any way related to summer TV scheduling, or a general feeling of contentment within The Lady's household (thus removing my need to have a mess-free home to feel complete - I know, there has been a big chasm hole for a long while now), I find myself with some "spare" minutes tonight. What better way to get into the swing of things than with the very first uplosion (not a word, but sounds like it could be) of photos.


And let's not mention that pile of washing to fold... I'm blogging, ok?


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